As we're celebrating the workers day in my country, I thought about some questions which would somehow be ambiguous but they're actually not. My assumption is that they're frequently asked and therefore I give frequently awesomely ignored answers to them.
Q - "Been calling, why didn't you pick your phone?"
A - "Oh! Oh! My phone! It had not fallen down!"
Q - "Your hair looks beautiful, what have you done to it?"
A - "Nothing! You know, I've seen people feed their hair some cream called ’Hair Food’ and it grew faster. I've also seen some let their hair go hungry and turned into bald heads!"
Q - "Are you a player?"
A - "What are talking about? I don’t play for any team!"
Q - "So can I have your number so I can call you?"
A - "I don’t think that’s a good idea. Don’t call me, I’ll call you!"
If you happen to be asked any of these questions, never use any of the answers here unless your rude by yourself!
Happy Workers Day!